to reblog is to appreciate. to appreciate is to live. wanna live? yes

 

allo-mishamigos:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

Date the waitress.

allo-mishamigos:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

Date the waitress.

stlcardinals:

The “silliest play” Tim McCarver ever saw… in GIF form. (From 6/20/14)

stlcardinals:

The “silliest play” Tim McCarver ever saw… in GIF form. (From 6/20/14)

inwhatevertimewehave:

werewolves-impalas-and-avengers:

“I looked at him.”
"And I saw myself."

I’m about to go see this movie myself because I haven’t seen it yet and I want to so badly.

inwhatevertimewehave:

werewolves-impalas-and-avengers:

I looked at him.”

"And I saw myself."

I’m about to go see this movie myself because I haven’t seen it yet and I want to so badly.

(Source: boybandss-and-books)

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

everytime reblogging

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3)

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

i really thot there’d be explosions or chloe or nicholas cage but this damn straight i feel ashamed for such thots curse you tumblr!

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

ogrin:

takshammy:

Soooooo satisfying

THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THAT AND MY DREAMS WERE SHATTERED

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

ogrin:

takshammy:

Soooooo satisfying

THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THAT AND MY DREAMS WERE SHATTERED